I was 10 or 11. Last one to the schoolyard is a rotten egg. I was rollerskating with Howie and Steve till my skate came loose. If you lock them together in a room with no food for a week ...

This New Yorker has perfected the art of playing with his food. Harley Langberg’s eyes are bigger than his stomach — he’s become an expert at transforming enoki mushrooms into collie’s fur ...