What do you get when you Google, "What do zombies eat?" Turns out lots of references to flesh and brains and far too many disturbing photos. Sometimes I worry about our world. What you don't get is a ...

What do you call a werewolf with a fever? A hot dog. Why did the zombie eat brains? He wanted food for thought. If you’re booing right now, thank you, thank you very much. We'll be here all night.

How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication. What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? A sucker. What do demons eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs. What did the girl horse dress ...

In the era of the "nepo baby," having famous parents is probably a sharper double-edged sword than ever before. Nowadays, if you are descended from someone rich, successful, or influential, there's no ...